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Bloopers in Oz

waraywaray SydneyPosts: 36Member
Last December, pumunta kami ng Perth. Bumibili kami nun sa Liqour Land. Pagpasok namin hinarang kami... sabay sabi.. ID please.. buti na lng dala namin ung passport namin. Pinakita namin, tapos tinanong kami... 81? .. 81? ... akala namin kung ano ung 81.. un pala nag-confirm lng ung guard kung 1981nga ung birth year namin.... hehehe ... napagkamalan kaming mga musmos ... malalaki kasi sila...
caspersushi24

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  • waraywaray Sydney
    Posts: 36Member
    Joined: Jan 20, 2014
    edited March 2014
    :D
  • waraywaray Sydney
    Posts: 36Member
    Joined: Jan 20, 2014
    Meron pa ako isa ... nag-grocery kami nun sa IGA..dun sa may cashier may nakalagay na sign sa newstand: "Please get one for yourself."... so, I did. Tapos, nung nasa labas na kami ng store, tinanong ako ni hubby kung binayaran ko ung newspaper..sabi ko hindi.. kasi sabi ... "Please get one..." ... hehehe.. sabi ni hubby, officially shoplifter na raw ako...hahaha..
    caspersushi24
  • TotoyOZresidentTotoyOZresident Posts: 1,335Member, Moderator
    Joined: Jun 28, 2011
    Ako naman pumunta sa petrol station paglabas ko naka sunglass ako (feeling pogi). Mula sa paglagay ko ng petrol sa saksakyan, pagbayad sa cashier hanggang sa pagpasok ko sa loob ng sasakyan. Nalaman ko na lang yung left side ng sunglass ko wala ang salamin nahulog pala sa floor. Kaya pala panay tingin sa akin ng ale sa unahan ng sasakyan ko. tawa ako ng tawa hahaha... meow..
    caspersushi24

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    "Wise men learn from their mistakes, but wiser men learn from the mistakes of others."
    'Success is when you finished what you have started."

    If you’re looking for Church in Canberra ACT Australia and you want to fellowship with Christian Filipino Australian.
    Come and join us in Jesus Is Lord Church Canberra service every Sunday at 10:30AM to 12:30PM
    Where: 53 Georgina Crescent, Kaleen ACT 2617
    (Back of Kaleen Shopping Centre)
    For more information, please PM me or visit

    http://jilcanberra.org.au

    "To God be the glory"

  • goreogoreo Braddon
    Posts: 159Member
    Joined: May 31, 2012
    Nun nag initial entry kami for a week last Sep 2012 sa Sydney, nagkasipon ang 2yo son namin dahil sa sobrang lamig, so nagpunta kami sa clinic. May nireseta yung doctor tapos ang sabi nya "Give him only 2 "meals" a day for 3 days".

    Reaction ko is :-O bakit ko gugutumin ang anak ko?
    Tapos sabi ko "Only 2 "meals"?? :-O
    Yun pala ibig nya sabihin is 2 mL. ha ha ha!
    =)) :))
    caspersushi24

    Skilled (Migrant) (class VE) Skilled - Independent (subclass 175)
    Timeline:
    June 2012 - Visa grant
    Sep 2012 - Initial entry to Sydney (one week)
    June 2015 - Planned big move to Au

  • pinoykiwi_inOZpinoykiwi_inOZ Melbourne
    Posts: 77Member
    Joined: Jan 02, 2015
    Nun nag initial entry kami for a week last Sep 2012 sa Sydney, nagkasipon ang 2yo son namin dahil sa sobrang lamig, so nagpunta kami sa clinic. May nireseta yung doctor tapos ang sabi nya "Give him only 2 "meals" a day for 3 days".

    Reaction ko is :-O bakit ko gugutumin ang anak ko?
    Tapos sabi ko "Only 2 "meals"?? :-O
    Yun pala ibig nya sabihin is 2 mL. ha ha ha!
    =)) :))
    Epic men! hahaha!

    caspersushi24
  • kisses1417kisses1417 Davao City
    Posts: 380Member
    Joined: Nov 03, 2014
    Hahahaha grabe ang Aussie accent ah. 2meals? 2 ml hehehe
  • wizardofOzwizardofOz Brisbane
    Posts: 1,342Member
    Joined: Feb 19, 2013
    edited June 2015
    Nung nasa area naman ako ng Westfield sa Sydney.. I was following traffic signs and road rules, tapos yung mga tao and tourist tawiran nang tawiran kahit Stop Pedestrian na.. sabi ko pa sa sarili ko, nakakainis naman ang taong walang disiplina :P

    Tapos pasyal-pasyal ako, pagkagaling ko ng Opera House, naglalakad-lakad lang ako nakarating ako doon sa road malapit sa State Library, marami uli pedestrians, then may parang island na maliit (yung nagsseparate sa mga car na nag-lleft turn), kahit red light na pumunta pa din ako doon sa island kasi tatlong hakbang lang naman sya from the sidewalk. Sabi ko pa, hmp pasaway naman din mga tao dito.

    Then tumalikod ako, nagtataka ako, yung mga dating pasaway na pedestrian biglang hintuan lang sila doon sa gilid ng sidewalk naghihintay mag Green light, ako lang andun sa island.

    Pagharap ko uli sa road, sakto may mobile ng police pala na nakahinto rin sa traffic light sa harap ko mismo. Napalunok na lang ako, buti hindi ako hinuli ng jaywalking :P

    Moral of the story, follow road rules and the law at all times, hindi lang para hindi mahuli, kundi para na rin sa safety natin :)
    caspersushi24

    Nominated Occupation: Plant or Production Engineer (ANZSCO 233513)

    03/23/13: IELTS GT Exam (British Council)
    04/05/13: IELTS Results L:7.0/R:7.5/W:7.5/S:8.5 OBS: 7.5
    makalipas ang isang taon....
    04/20/14: CDR Application sent to EA
    07/09/14: EA started reviewing my CDR
    08/08/14: EA Assessment Positive Results (Thank you LORD!!!)
    09/16/14: Requested EA for a Duplicate Letter (Original Outcome Letter lost during mail delivery to PH)
    09/21/14: Duplicate Assessment Letter received (Finally!!)
    09/21/14: EOI Lodged (70 pts)
    09/22/14: Invited to lodge Skilled - Independent (Subclass 189) visa
    09/23/14: Obtained Overseas PCC
    09/29/14: Obtained NBI Clearance
    10/12/14: Lodged application - Visa Subclass 189
    10/12/14: Uploaded docs
    10/20/14: Medicals Done
    12/06/14: Direct Grant! To GOD Be the Glory!
    12/13/14: Completed Initial Entry - Sydney

  • batmanbatman Darwin Australia
    Posts: 3,520Member, Moderator
    Joined: Oct 04, 2011
    nun bumisita kami sa AU pina una kami ng lolo namin sa loob ng mall at sya hahanap ng parking. hanapin na daw namin ang pharmacy at doon makakabili ng gatas nun bata. hanap kami ng hanap ng pharmacy sa touchscreen na mapa ng mall. hindi nmin mahanap. nadatnan kami ng lolo namin sabi nahanap nyo san? sabi nmin aya wala sila pharmacy dito sabi namin. tpos sabi ni lolo uncle ano ba hinanap nyo pharmacy. sabi nya ay di nyo talga mahnap, chemist pala ang tawag doon. hehe!
    caspersushi24

    221213 External Auditor|489 - 70pts - SS NT
    21|07|16 - Applied CPAA membership assessment
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    20|09|17 - EOI 190 - NT (delayed due to show money req.)
    - collating requirements for NT SS application
    18|10|17 - Submitted NT SS application (praying for + result)
    24|04|18 - 190 not successful,
    - was offered 489 instead and accepted the offer
    - engaged with visa consort agency for visa application submission.
    26|04|18 - Invited to apply for SS visa 489 - Northern Territory
    02|05|18 - PCC processing
    20|05|18 - Medical
    06|06|18 - Visa payment
    15|09|18 - happy na birthday pa, visa grant pa.. TYL
    09|02|19 - Big move
    11|02|19 - First job interview
    12|02|19 - Received a job offer
    13|02|19 - Accepted job offer
    13|08|19 - Accepted a new job offer - new employer
    16|10|20 - Started new job - a better opportunity
    01|01|21 - Started CPA Australia qualification
    10|02|21 - Lodged 887 visa application
    June 2021 - First CPA subject passed
    Nov 2021 - 2nd CPA Subject passed
    June 2022 - 3rd and 4th CPA subject passed
    Nov 2022 - 5th subject passed (failed the other one)
    Feb 2023 - PR visa granted
    June 2023 - Officially a CPA Australia member.
    July 2023 - Purchased a land where to build our home

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